I dreamt that you fucked me. What are you looking at, put it in

Brother, don't come on my underwear, I have a date now

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

Gentle sex, a little roughness and you can cum in your mouth, she won't say no

What a guy, Dad. As long as you're fucking me like this, I'm not going out at all

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

The secret of a successful fmf - one squirted, fuck the other one the same way

Maids, put your panties on so your wife doesn't notice the sperm

My husband is blind, so I don't hide cheating, he won't see it anyway

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

I'm your first girl and you're my first virgin - we'll both cum

Get your hands off me and let me fuck you in the ass - I'm going to go all the way in

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Don't worry, honey, we'll fuck the teacher and she'll give us a grade right away

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I will not meet 2023 as a virgin, let me fuck a girl

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift